You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
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i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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