You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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