Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
try to milk me bitch
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