Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
