bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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