chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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