omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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