Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
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and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
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No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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