Well douche your snatch and let's go!
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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