bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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