what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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