He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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