Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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