Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I intend to get homeless drunk
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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