I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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