If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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