No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Randomize
