Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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