I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
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