Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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