Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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