that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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