I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
If I die, sorry about rent.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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