you would pick up someone in the library
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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