Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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