Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
my god I love twenty year old dicks
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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