Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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