For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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