It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
