Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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