I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Randomize
