My room smells like vodka and shame
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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