Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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