Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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