question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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