i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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