I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
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Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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