I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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