So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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