thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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