Whod you bang
I wanna bring you to show and tell
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
honey bunches of taint.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
