At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
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Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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