I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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