I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
