I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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