I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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