lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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