i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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