I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
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He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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