The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Randomize
