So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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