I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
