im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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