so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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