Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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