i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
